I am not great at receiving gifts. Especially when I am in no way expecting them.
March 29th, 2016
Tag Archives: funny
March 27th, 2016
Yes, I stole a Simpsons joke.
March 25th, 2016
That time Kara made me dinner.
March 21st, 2016
A job is a job. Right?
Right?
March 20th, 2016
I am out of shape. I do not like it.
March 19th, 2016
It’s good to know I still have a few of these up my sleeve.
March 18th, 2016
Puns.
March 17th, 2016
This conversation lasted the better part of an hour. Also: This isn’t as dirty as it looks.
March 14th, 2016
You know? This could have been funny without the cursing, but it wouldn’t have been accurate.
(And yes, I’m aware that pie crust protectors exist, but I don’t own any. Yet.)
March 13th, 2016
Daylight Savings Time needs to be abolished.