
Happy Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day

It was worse than you think. Or at least that last fifteen minutes was.

This is not what I’m used to in relationships. It’s good. It’s very good.

You can force compersion on yourself, right? Right?

I deserve my own side-eye.

It’s not necessarily that my anxieties are gone, but I’m happy: Happier than I’ve ever been in a relationship. And whatever comes of it, this happiness is worth savoring.

My girlfriend, the comedian.

My ex-wife essentially only talked about my clothes when there was something she didn’t like about them. I … might have a complex now.

I think I wanted to be tucked in. What the hell, brain?
