
I’m either going to have to move or cut Heather’s foot off.

I’m either going to have to move or cut Heather’s foot off.

This is solid. This is good.

I blew it.

This is what dating me is like.

Taylor Swift is great job application music.

It rained a little today.

The six year old kicked my ass.

Sometimes life would be better if I could just spend it in bed.

It’s weird.

This doesn’t make me Schmidt. But Kara might be Coach.