
I’m baffled when people say that the internet is a way for people to avoid connection. Connection is basically all I use it for.

I’m baffled when people say that the internet is a way for people to avoid connection. Connection is basically all I use it for.

I am the king of fixing water heaters (because I called my landlord and he took care of it).

It’s not necessarily that my anxieties are gone, but I’m happy: Happier than I’ve ever been in a relationship. And whatever comes of it, this happiness is worth savoring.

This is like a reverse evolutionary diagram.

My girlfriend, the comedian.

If you need help, ask for it. The helpers are doing it because they want to. You’re not a burden. Not to them and not to the people who truly love you. And certainly not to me.

Super weird.

According to RAINN, one in six women has been a victim of sexual assault. The numbers on men are a little harder to pin down, but even the estimate for women is probably low. They are your friends and family, your coworkers and associates. And so are their attackers.

Don’t be like me, kids. Or maybe do. I dunno.

My ex-wife essentially only talked about my clothes when there was something she didn’t like about them. I … might have a complex now.