I managed to pass out in the time it took my iPhone to reset. I guess I was sleepy or something.
February 10th, 2016
Category Archives: Comics
February 9th, 2016
This is not what I’m used to in relationships. It’s good. It’s very good.
February 8th, 2016
You can force compersion on yourself, right? Right?
February 7th, 2016
My patience for know-it-alls is … limited.
Blame my ex-wife.
February 6th, 2016
I’m not hung over, you’re hung over. Ssssshhhhhhhhh. Object quieter.
February 5th, 2016
You should invite me to all of your parties. Or, given the amount of food I made for my party, make me host every party.
February 4th, 2016
Apparently a sense of self-worth is very expensive.
February 3rd, 2016
Heather is a monster made of hair and spite.
February 2nd, 2016
An unforgivable sin.
February 1st, 2016
I deserve my own side-eye.