That time I set tea bags on fire.

You know? This could have been funny without the cursing, but it wouldn’t have been accurate.

(And yes, I’m aware that pie crust protectors exist, but I don’t own any. Yet.)

I blew it.

Remember to eat something healthy and drink lots of water before you give blood, kids. And no, eating a fast food hamburger, fries, and a pumpkin milkshake on your way to the donation site doesn’t count (apparently).