There’s no silver bullet, no magic cure. This is the body I live in. This is what it does to me, even when things are good.
I wish I hadn’t been drinking so much so that I could more accurately remember what this woman looked like.
I wish I hadn’t been drinking so much so that maybe people a room away wouldn’t have an opinion on the way that I laugh.
This is the same coworker responsible for this fine moment.
And I’m not really going to explain it to you, either.
stop stop stop
I’m saying I got a little drunk.
Also, I am a lightweight.
If you think I never shut up about this stuff online, you should talk to me in person.
It’s one thing to be open to the possibility that you’re being an ass.
It’s another to assume that you are at all times.
My first running event. Ever.
It was very rainy.