Tonight I met my favorite comedian, Marc Maron. It was … awkward.

I’ve heard him describe these interactions on his podcast, where he meets a fan and they obviously feel this intense connection to him. They look at him as if they need something, something intense from this interaction. They feel so familiar after listening him for hours and hours. They need him. And he just wants to give them what they need. But of course he can’t.

I am apparently one of those fans.