Alcohol makes me even dumber.
June 3rd, 2016
Monthly Archives: June 2016
June 2nd, 2016
Eat the eggs, smashmouth.
June 1st, 2016
It’s a great art form written for an audience who has terrible taste.
It’s no wonder two of my favorite things are musicals and comic books.
May 31st, 2016
I feel like such an uncomfortable, wounded kid so much of the time. I can’t tell you what it means to just feel like myself around some of you. And maybe this will give you some insight into why I’m awkward sometimes or why it took a while for us to be close. I’m always working on it and it’s always getting better, but it’s most definitely “a thing.”
May 30th, 2016
A day without spoons.
May 29th, 2016
It’s not that jealousy doesn’t happen, it’s that it gets weirder and more insidious.
May 28th, 2016
At Sir Mix-A-Lot, where I promise I’m bobbing my head and Ben isn’t doing the cabbage patch.
May 27th, 2016
Time to sing out loud.
May 26th, 2016
On the one hand, it can be hard to accept that my ex-wife’s “I don’t want to have kids” actually meant “I don’t want to have kids with you.” On the other, I would not change a goddamn thing.
May 25th, 2016
She knows me a little too well sometimes.